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I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings? Can I borrow your phone please? I need to phone God and tell him I have found his missing angel. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes. It’s gotta be illegal to look that good?

I guess you can kiss Heaven goodbye. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? I’d love to see how you look when I’m naked. My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear! It must be an hour fast. I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.