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I guess you can kiss Heaven goodbye. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? I’d love to see how you look when I’m naked. My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear!

It must be an hour fast. I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. Because you have been running through my mind all day. There is something wrong with my cell phone.

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