Dating messages
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I went through all my old messages for examples dating messages the most heinous messages I’ve received over the years. 10 plastic handle of vodka later, I only hope someone learns something.

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If we’ve ever made you laugh or think, we now have a way where you can thank and support us! To be fairer, it still wasn’t that great, and, even worse, I had to sift through hundreds of bullshit sexist messages from the biggest creeps on Earth before it happened. That doesn’t mean no good should come of it all, though. With that in mind, I went through all my old messages to find examples of the most heinous comments I’ve received over the years. Here are a few of the messages dudes need to stop sending on dating sites.

Sending me a message blatantly asking for sex makes me as dry as I imagine doing the cinnamon challenge with my vagina would. Fuck, I’d rather actually do the cinnamon challenge with my vagina than fuck you. You’re all welcome for that image. And this one, I suppose. I can already hear someone in the comments going, “Well, at least he’s being honest! I think that person is under the impression that women get flowery messages from dudes who are pretending to care about who we are as a person, all with the secret intent of tricking us into fucking them. It’s mostly just all gross.