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Please forward this error screen to 50. You probably know by now that having an Asian girlfriend is a rite of passage for all white men. Tap here to turn on desktop notifications to get the news sent straight to you. Date an Asian chick” has become akin to “Asian girls dating skydiving” or “Live in New York” in the veritable white guy bucket list.

Of course, dating an Asian girl is very different from dating your typical Nancy or Betty. So, in order to snag yourself a Mulan, I present to you a White Man’s Guide to Dating Asian Girls. Asian girls typically hang out at one of three places: the mall, the library, or Pinkberry. When you approach her, ask for the time.

And with that, you’re in. Asian girls will go on a date with anyone if she can tell a cutesy story about it later: “And then, after he saw my Keroppi keychain, he asked me out at Pinkberry! So, your friends just stayed in and did math problems? However, no matter what you do, don’t step on the yellow-fever land mine that is acknowledging the Asian fetish. Yes, we all implicitly know what’s going on here — why else did America go to war in two Asian countries last century? Us girls all like to pretend that we’re your first Far East foray.